A Gold Rush Glory Hole

Have you ever seen the reality show Gold Rush?  It’s on the Discovery channel and is about a bunch of guys trying to find gold in Alaska.  It’s an entertaining show – partly because these guys have the worst of luck.  If anything can go wrong, it does and they don’t find gold very often. If

Surviving An Office Annoyance

My out of control busy life continues… I’ll work about 50 hours both this week and next – including Dec 26th the day after Christmas, which I’m guessing is a holiday for MOST people. Not me. The good news is another one of my awesome readers stepped up to write a guest post for me.

I Might Be Hard To Find For Awhile

Remember back when I posted about my job, and how I had gotten so damn good at it that things were getting boring? Now… not so much. I mean, I am still good at what I do. But now there is just so much more TO do. Last week we got some news at work

Now You Can Keep Your REAL Little Black Dress Clean

I’m half-assing it this weekend once again. But even my half-ass posts are at least a quarter of what a normal bloggers posts are right? Wait, my math may be a little off… start with a normal blogger and their typical post. Divide that by a half-assed weekend’s worth of being lazy and watching some

Gorillas Make Great Salesmen

At an intersection near my house the other day, I saw a gorilla. At least I think it was a gorilla. It was supposed to be a dude in a Gorilla suit, but the suit looked pretty ratty to me. Kind of like a big stinky dog had been using it as a bed for

How To Disappoint A Close Friend

Have you ever found yourself in an amazing situation where the stars all seemed to align in the perfect way, only to have them slip through your fingers at the last minute?  We’ve all been there, surprised at how things seem just TOO perfect.  When things seem too good to be true?  They usually are.

Why Can’t Road Rage Be Funny?

Do you ever have road rage? I am mostly a calm, cool and collected dude.. but I’ll admit, on a rare occasion, sometimes an asshole can get me a little hot under the collar while I am driving. The other day that is exactly what happened to me. I think I got the last “laugh”

A Post About Nothing?

The other day I sent out a tweet begging for a topic to write about on my blog. I got a few funny responses, including someone asking me to write about how to juggle three women at once. Don’t read that wrong and get me in trouble with the Lady Friend… I’M NOT dating three

I Am A Magnet For Morons

Do you have a special talent? Something you do better than all your friends? For a long time I wasn’t sure if I had one. I have a friend who is a great guitar player. I have another friend who can fix anything on a car… a regular grease monkey. But I’ve never had that

Ye Olde Half Arsed Post

I’m half assing it again today… I scored some free passes to the local Renaissance Festival from my work and the Lady Friend and I went and checked it out on Saturday. She had been a few times in recent years but I hadn’t been to the Renaissance Fest in at least 10 years. It