Fun With The Pause Button

It’s no secret that I don’t claim to be some high brow kind of guy. I dig sports, beer and boobs. And farts make me chuckle. It is what it is. I’m a simple dude who is entertained by simple things. And one of those things is when you catch some dope on TV making

Snow Day Adventures

This weekend was interesting. No, I didn’t see the latest Twilight crap. I know lots of you enjoy those movies… but I refuse to see any of them. I’d rather spend two hours trying to eat my own foot. This weekend was interesting for weather reasons as Saturday kind of sucked here. It started snowing

I’m A Lucky Dude

I am a little behind on this, but wanted to give you all an update on how my Valentine’s Day celebrations went. In short, they went very well. Since the day itself fell on a Tuesday and as usual the Lady Friend and I had very busy weeks, we decided to save our celebrating for

My Least Favorite Person On Earth

His name is Scott Anetsberger, and he has become my newest, least favorite person on earth. I have a long history of having a least favorite person on earth. It’s a position that no one person is able to maintain for long because some other jackass usually comes along to claim the throne. Going all

Rock Me… Tonight?

Do you ever start a blog post with nothing to write about? Just open the page and start typing with hopes at some point, somehow you’ll discover a topic worth writing about? Yep, that’s me right now. I could write about what I have been up to lately, but i’ve been so busy with work

The Fountain Of Mucus

WARNING… this post may disgust some people. It disgusts me. I am just getting over being sick, basically for the last three or four days. Nothing too severe. No vomiting, no urgent duck-walk trips to the bathroom just barely avoiding making a mess in my pants, no severe cough that has kept me and everyone

A New Way To Make Eating Ice Cream Look Dirty

The other day I was enjoying an ice cream cone – as one should do. It’s one of my favorite foods, truth be told. And as I was finishing it, I had a memory come flashing back. Does that ever happen to you? You’re doing something routine, and are suddenly reminded of a memory from

Motown And Mustangs

It’s no secret I haven’t been around this blog much lately. I won’t bore you with the details, but I’m coming out of a very busy time at work. Next week will be better and the following week will be back to normal – in fact I may even take a day or two off.

An Addition To Our Family

I know I have been delinquent here lately, so I haven’t had the chance to share with you all the wonderful, amazing, funny things that happened to me over the holidays. Well, actually nothing wonderful, amazing or funny has happened to me. It was a pretty damn boring holiday season – partly because I had

A Gold Rush Glory Hole

Have you ever seen the reality show Gold Rush?  It’s on the Discovery channel and is about a bunch of guys trying to find gold in Alaska.  It’s an entertaining show – partly because these guys have the worst of luck.  If anything can go wrong, it does and they don’t find gold very often. If