I Suffer From Shrinkage

I hate doing laundry. It’s one of life’s real pains in the ass. Wait, is that right? Or is it pain in the asses. No, that’s not right… I only have one ass. And laundry is a pain in it. I put off doing it until the last possible day. When is that? When there

Can I Really Just Be Me?

I need some advice. No, I am not considering popping the question to the Lady Friend. We’re in a good place right now and are both happy with how things are. Why would we ruin with an actual commitment. (that’s a joke… especially if she is reading this) Oh, and marriage seems so expensive. I’m