Last weekend my Lady Friend and I went on a shopping spree. A big one. We bought $300 worth of furniture at IKEA and as you know, $300 gets you a LOT of shit at IKEA. Those crazy Swedes! And all that crap was cool, but not nearly as cool as the TV we got.
The other day I heard a crazy story on local morning radio. It involved an unstable dude in New Zealand who was stalking his ex girlfriend in a very unusual way. From inside her own house. He built a trapdoor under her house that he used to get inside a crawl space under her stairs.