You know that old saying about a tree falling in the forest and no one there to hear it?  Well I have my own question:

Question:  If a blogger intends to post a blog… but doesn’t actually do it…  does it deserve any readers?

Answer:  No.

I have been so freakin’ busy lately that I have been neglecting all of you.  But let me give you an update on just why I haven’t posted much.  We bought a house!  As I have mentioned here before, my Lady Friend and I live in her home but it’s a smaller place and ever since I moved in about a year and a half ago we have wanted something bigger and better.

I’ve already hired these guys to move us

About two weeks ago we finally started looking seriously and it didn’t take too long.  Last week we saw a place we absolutely loved.  It had lots of things we wanted.  It’s a big place with plenty of space and closets, a nice backyard with deck and a three car garage.  It also has four bedrooms which seems like overkill for two people without kids – but I don’t care.

We put an offer in and found out we were up against another offer.  But we were flexible on our closing date and that put us over the top….  so we got that sucker!  We’ll probably move sometime in mid to late May.

I’m pretty pumped up about the house.  I haven’t decided what to do with the extra bedrooms.  We’ll have our own bedroom of course.  And I am sure one will become an office and / or writing room.  The other two?  Here are my ideas:

– Body painting studio

– Meth lab

– Dandelion greenhouse

– Gimp room

– Bunny grooming salon

– Fetish porn set (preferably furry mascots)

– Balloon animal creation studio

– Ice cream cake sampling space

– Naked oatmeal wrestling ring

So far I am not getting much traction with my Lady Friend on any of these ideas.  Maybe you have some better ones?

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