Are You Single On Valentines Day? I’ve Got Your Back

Got your attention? Read on. I am happily involved with my Lady Friend. We have been dating more than three years now, living together for the last year and half or so. It is nice to have a Valentine. But before I met her I had my share of solo Valentines Days. I’d say from

I Suffer From Shrinkage

I hate doing laundry. It’s one of life’s real pains in the ass. Wait, is that right? Or is it pain in the asses. No, that’s not right… I only have one ass. And laundry is a pain in it. I put off doing it until the last possible day. When is that? When there

Can I Really Just Be Me?

I need some advice. No, I am not considering popping the question to the Lady Friend. We’re in a good place right now and are both happy with how things are. Why would we ruin with an actual commitment. (that’s a joke… especially if she is reading this) Oh, and marriage seems so expensive. I’m

Fun With The Pause Button

It’s no secret that I don’t claim to be some high brow kind of guy. I dig sports, beer and boobs. And farts make me chuckle. It is what it is. I’m a simple dude who is entertained by simple things. And one of those things is when you catch some dope on TV making

Snow Day Adventures

This weekend was interesting. No, I didn’t see the latest Twilight crap. I know lots of you enjoy those movies… but I refuse to see any of them. I’d rather spend two hours trying to eat my own foot. This weekend was interesting for weather reasons as Saturday kind of sucked here. It started snowing

I’m A Lucky Dude

I am a little behind on this, but wanted to give you all an update on how my Valentine’s Day celebrations went. In short, they went very well. Since the day itself fell on a Tuesday and as usual the Lady Friend and I had very busy weeks, we decided to save our celebrating for

My Least Favorite Person On Earth

His name is Scott Anetsberger, and he has become my newest, least favorite person on earth. I have a long history of having a least favorite person on earth. It’s a position that no one person is able to maintain for long because some other jackass usually comes along to claim the throne. Going all

Rock Me… Tonight?

Do you ever start a blog post with nothing to write about? Just open the page and start typing with hopes at some point, somehow you’ll discover a topic worth writing about? Yep, that’s me right now. I could write about what I have been up to lately, but i’ve been so busy with work

The Fountain Of Mucus

WARNING… this post may disgust some people. It disgusts me. I am just getting over being sick, basically for the last three or four days. Nothing too severe. No vomiting, no urgent duck-walk trips to the bathroom just barely avoiding making a mess in my pants, no severe cough that has kept me and everyone

A New Way To Make Eating Ice Cream Look Dirty

The other day I was enjoying an ice cream cone – as one should do. It’s one of my favorite foods, truth be told. And as I was finishing it, I had a memory come flashing back. Does that ever happen to you? You’re doing something routine, and are suddenly reminded of a memory from