Here Comes The Bride… Or Does She?

Yesterday was Wednesday, which means I posted over at Sprocket Ink. The subject this week was something I know absolutely NOTHING about… Weddings. I have never been married. I have been in some long term relationships that at that time I thought would lead to marriage. Thank God they didn’t. Currently I am in a

Celebrities Age Too? Shocking!

If there is something we love as a society, it’s to see our beloved celebrities and other random famous people fall from grace. Sometimes it’s getting busted for drugs. Sometimes it’s for driving drunk. Other times it’s for taking pictures of their wieners and tweeting them around the world. But we also just like to

Ingrasamant pentru gazon

Ingrasamant pentru plante de ghiveci Grădinarii experimentați spun că îngrășămintele minerale sunt mai eficiente, dar au un dezavantaj semnificativ – pot provoca efecte nedorite asupra mediului. Îngrășămintele organice trebuie utilizate într-un volum mult mai mare decât cele minerale. Cel mai frecvent utilizat îngrășămint pentru gazon organic includ azot, fosfor și potasiu. O sursă excelentă de azot este iarba

Don’t Piss On My Leg And Tell Me It’s Raining

I haven’t gone on a pissy rant in awhile, but I think it’s time. Well, actually this will be a pretty minor rant so I won’t need to change into my big boy pants. Wait, what? What does that even mean? No seriously, I have no idea. Sometimes weird shit comes out of my brain.

Lets Go Jump In A Big Ass Lake

I think I mentioned this last week… I’m heading out of town with the Lady Friend tomorrow morning. We’re going “up north” as Minnesotans like to say. Actually, Minnesotans would say “Up Nort Der, dontcha know.” That’s a joke. We don’t all talk like slack jawed yokels… just some of us. The Lady Friend and

Giveaways, E-Books and Hugh Hefner

I have a couple exciting things coming up… well, exciting for me anyway. Maybe you don’t give a shit! For one, I’m going to have another Amazon gift card giveaway in a few weeks. I have a milestone coming up in terms of the number of comments all you Simpletons have left on my blog

This Just In: Weiner Out

What would we do without stupid celebrities and politicians? I mean, late night talk show hosts, bloggers, 140 character Twitter comedians and pretty much everyone else who enjoys making jokes at the expense of people at their lowest points would have to find their own material. Thankfully we have an endless supply of these stupid

Weiners And Drunks

Hard to believe but the weekend is over – and I’m back to work already. Last week was a long one, and this week will be even worse. We’re extremely busy at work right now and I’m just hoping to get through the next 7 days, after that we get back into a normal routine

Tuesday Quickie

This will be a quickie post. There’s nothing wrong with a quickie right? Especially on a Tuesday when you don’t want to deal with all that time-wasting clothes removal. First I wanted to thank all of you for being such AWESOME commenters. I have always said this: I have the best commenters anywhere on the

My Strange Addiction

I watch a lot of really crappy TV shows. One could say a shitload of crappy TV but would that be weirdly redundant? Either way I watch plenty. And this is not a complaint. I could do other things.. read books, surf the net for nudie pics, work on my blog. Note to self… Idea